“Are you ready to rock?” O’Brien asked the crowd that patiently awaited Tenacious D. “Are you ready to laugh?.. Do you want to rock and laugh but first urinate?”
“…I was asked to come host a lot of festivals and I said no,” he continued. “I was asked to host Coachella. I said no! I said, it’s not humid enough. They asked me to host Lollapalooza, I said no! It sounds like a goddamn candy…”
“…I want to introduce an incredible act ladies and gentlemen,” said O’Brien in closing. “There’s an old rule in show business that you should never set the bar too high for an act. But the act you’re about to see is going to CHANGE YOUR LIVES! This will be the greatest performance in the history of entertainment. I’ve known these guys [The D] a long time, they’re brilliant, they’re hysterical, they’re important figures in history! Ladies and gentleman, give it up for TENACIOUS D!!!”
Conan proceeded to kneel down and take the inevitable humping he had coming to him like a man, Jack Black from the front and Kyle Gass from behind. The perfect introduction.