New Music Review: Das Racist…Stone Cold Stoners’ “Swate”

As most of the group’s tracks are, I assume Das Racist’s latest release “Swate” is a joke,  the group is not really as dark as this eerie beat makes them out…well, I mean they are dark, but they don’t rap dark because gangsters tend not eat at Pizza Hut and/or Taco Bell, but they are dark if you can grasp that, whatever, this is starting to sound very racist so let’s move on.

This is not quite a Weird Al-type parody on “Gangster’s Paradise,” but the beat does sound like it came from a sample of the Scooby Doo theme song and it’s difficult to swallow accept the group’s rhymes as sinister when rapping about a dude creeping around his cousin’s baby shower while chatting up the ladies about his crystal figurine collection.  Unless that’s slang for meth, it’s goddamn hilarious, and even if it is a sticky synonym it’s still funny; not to mention the PSA thrown in at the end about cutting up your six-pack rings before discarding them so birds don’t get caught.

What can be said with certainty is that this track is the most complete product ever put out by DR.  The production is sound, the beat has hooks, and the rhymes are more entertaining than that game with the barrel of monkeys, shit, that makes me sound racist too.  Regardless, if this song is a portal into the future of this group then Das Racist is going to be a monster for a long time.

About rote7123

Chris graduated from The College Of New Jersey in May 2011 with a Bachelor Degree in Journalism and Professional Writing, as well as a degree in Communication Studies. He has held down a position in the Asbury Park Press’ Sports Department since September of 2010 and is a contributor to the outlet's Arts & Entertainment section, and has contributed to The Aquarian Weekly all while being the sole operator of Asbury Park's premier music news outlet Speak Into My Good Eye.
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s